Fiction Is Stranger Than Fact
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Is fact really stranger than fiction? Nice Mum say ‘no’. Nice Mum say ‘never’. Nice Mum need help talking in sentences.
Despite the quirkiest, surreal and downright bizarre facts known to mankind, such as the koala bear having a Y-shaped penis, Nice Mum maintain than fiction remains stranger than truth.
In an attempt to prove this, they have spent literally months this year making up totally fictitious things in order to finally prove this rather obvious point in the hope of getting some sort of novelty book deal before Christmas.
For example, did you know that:
- Every morning Nicole Kidman wakes up and asks her breasts what the weather is like outside. They answer her - the left one in English and the right in Latin
- EastEnders is set in the east end of Warsaw *not* London as is popularly supposed.
- Shoes were originally invented by Indians as a foodstuff.
A nanny goat is older than a great goat-dad. 