Fiction Is Stranger Than Fact

A Real Dog

A Fictional Dog

Is fact really stranger than fiction? Nice Mum say ‘no’. Nice Mum say ‘never’. Nice Mum need help talking in sentences.

Despite the quirkiest, surreal and downright bizarre facts known to mankind, such as the koala bear having a Y-shaped penis, Nice Mum maintain than fiction remains stranger than truth.

In an attempt to prove this, they have spent literally months this year making up totally fictitious things in order to finally prove this rather obvious point in the hope of getting some sort of novelty book deal before Christmas.

For example, did you know that:

• Noise is just badly behaved light.
• Warts are considered to be 'God's Sultanas' by Franciscan Monks and therefore a mixed blessing.
• The M.D. of British Gas is called Gaz Bill.