Fiction Is Stranger Than Fact
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Is fact really stranger than fiction? Nice Mum say ‘no’. Nice Mum say ‘never’. Nice Mum need help talking in sentences.
Despite the quirkiest, surreal and downright bizarre facts known to mankind, such as the koala bear having a Y-shaped penis, Nice Mum maintain than fiction remains stranger than truth.
In an attempt to prove this, they have spent literally months this year making up totally fictitious things in order to finally prove this rather obvious point in the hope of getting some sort of novelty book deal before Christmas.
For example, did you know that:
- In Mozambique the police don’t carry guns, but audio cassette tapes of Agatha Christie’s Poirot read by Martin Jarvis which they play over loudspeakers in an attempt to pacify possible assailants.
- A leopard can change it's spots using a special leopard Clearasil.
- The correct name for a man with one leg is 'Scooter'.
Margarine is made out of cotton. 